fifty cent is comedy, i tell you.
however, i am far too late to partake in this.
i can't believe i actually saw a guy wearing a fake G UNIT sweater today. maybe he thought it added an element of toughness to his hemorroid-stricken walk, with the added bonus of a black crooked cap.
i considered pointing out that perhaps a fist-sized diamond-studded cross would complete the 'caucasian gangsta chic' look. and maybe some skimpily-clothed groupies tagging along. and some big guy with one of those pantyhose beanies.